I first saw Terminator when I was 8 years old. I remember it blowing my mind – it was unlike anything I’d seen before. It’s been a while since I’ve watched this, and I only had one question in my mind – had it aged well?
The answer is yes and no. The franchise now seems infused with Schwarzenegger. His performance drives the myth surrounding the film. The good news is that, this still works. Lets face it – he’s no Brando, but who else could’ve played a robot with this much sincerity & fun? I can’t think of anyone else in this role. It’s really his quirkiness and unpredictability that gives the movie its legs. The other thing that still works is the plot – it’s still surprising, and I’m sure that had this story not been told already, it would make a great film today.
Other than that, the film is filled with cheesy dialogue, a labored love story and wooden performances. But the biggest revelation was the special effects. Ironically, the big ticket when the film first released, was the climactic reveal of the Terminator, for what he truly is. Unfortunately, this just seems clumsy now, with the stop motion T 800 chasing Sarah & Kyle through the factory. Similarly, a scene I remember vividly was where Arnold pulls out his eye to repair it. But on this viewing, I noticed that the close ups use an animatronics face. The result is jarring and takes you out of the experience.
So, watch it to relive the sense of awe you felt, when you first watched it. Just don’t expect it run the entire run time of the film.
Maybe, I’m too old for this kind of film, but I don’t see what the big deal is all about. While it turned teenagers the world over, into raging lunatics, it did absolutely nothing for me. Truth be told, I couldn’t sit through the entire film, stopping it around the point, where Edward Cullen finally tells Bella what the rest of the world knew already – he’s a vampire! But isn’t he the ‘undead’? Kirsten Stewart’s pretty, but she wears 2 expressions throughout the film – sullen and depressed. Occasionally, she’ll throw a little ‘dour’ in there, just to give the scene more depth. Get over yourself! Robert Pattinson’s got charisma – I’ll give him that. But even that will only take the film so far. For teenagers, they seem pretty labored in their love for each other, and after an hour or so of watching the leads take themselves so seriously, you can’t bring yourself to do the same for the film.


I hate it when films like this don’t work. Well… to be fair, don’t work entirely.
The film follows John Halder, played by Viggo Mortensen. His character begins as a devout family man and idealist scholar. Set in the times of the Nazi rise to power in Germany, he staunchly apposes the party and everything it stands for. Overtime, he is gradually drawn into the party and rises through the ranks to become a senior party member, finally realizing the results of his action, but being too late to do anything about it.
Viggo Mortensen and Jason Issac offer stellar performances as John and his Jewish friend, Maurice. The dinner scene, where Issac’s character begs for an exit permit is fantastic. Likewise, the amazing finale where John finally realizes what his actions have led to. Scenes like this, prove Viggo’s skill. His performance is heart breaking and infuriating, all at the same time, and is one that will remain with you long after the film is over.
Unfortunately, the film seems satisfied in painting John Halder as an individual, who is happy to go with the flow. His transition from committed academician to adulterer to Nazi party member is rushed, and in to some degree, unfounded. Is the yearning for freedom from his family, so great that he is willing to submit to a new, wholly different life – one that goes against everything he believes in? Well, the film offers not reflection from his character on this subject – maybe this is the film’s undoing. It concentrates far more on his spiral to hell, than on what triggered this, in the first place. And one can’t help but believe that that would have made a far more interesting film.

A Chump at Oxford is so much fun, it should be illegal. Like most comedies of the time, the story is episodic and more like brief vignettes strung together to make a film. It follows the familiar Stan & Ollie recipe which is always a good thing. The real departure is Stan Laurel playing a character other than Stanley. On being hit on the head, he recalls being Lord Paddington who is impeccably cultured, well read and impossibly strong – in short, nothing like anything he’s played before. It’s a hoot! If you’re in the mood for a few belly laughs and all round good times, this definitely worth a revisit.

I wasn’t disappointed by this film, because I had limited expectation from it anyway.
I must be one of the few people who thought the first film was pretty average. Sure, ILM did a fantastic job with the special effects, but unfortunately there’s more to a film than just that. Transformers (I), was a really good ‘Giant Robot’ film, but it wasn’t the Transformers as I remembered them. I don’t remember Optimus being such a wuss, Megatron sounding like Agent Smith and the other Transformers shaped like things that come out of a metal compacter. Most importantly, I thought it was plain dull. In fact, I thought that Shia Le Boeuf was one of the better things in the film – he really held it together, and gave the story some context and more importantly – character and humanity.
Now, coming to the 2nd film, if your thing is watching cars, planes & bikes turn into robots and beat the living crap out of each other, boy! Are you in luck. The film delivers huge, jaw dropping action set pieces – and never lets up. Seriously, Michael bay has an explosion fetish – there’s no other way to put it. The action in this film (particularly the China and the forest scenes), are unbelievable. I was also pleased to see some of the more important Autobots and Decepticons show some more depth (?). Optimus is back to being the noble, fearless leader, Bumble Bee is the ever loyal friend, Soundwave sounds exactly like he did in the cartoon, Starscream is a sniveling, backstabbing goon & Jetfire, the cranky, geriatric Decepticon, turned good . If the film was left to just this, it might’ve succeeded in spades.
Unfortunately, Bay does several things to ruin this for us. Firstly, he dreams up a weird story that involves a beaten villain called, ‘The Fallen’ and a plot to destroy the Sun, using the Giza Pyramids which are half an hour away from the monastery at Petra – yes, its THAT lame. The 2nd thing he does is, seemingly lacking confidence in what is an otherwise efficient summer event film, he litters the film with enough toilet humor and sex jokes to make even 13 year olds, roll their eyes. Really – a robot that wants to get it with Megan Fox!? Really – a robot with testicles!? Really – a Decepticon that can disguise it self as a hot college student?! Really – gay dogs?!?! And finally, I’m not an African American, but I was offended by ‘The Twins’ – talk about racial stereotyping. Another thing that didn’t work for me, was the human character arcs. With the robots bashing each other in, and the world about to end, did I really care if Sam tells Mikaela that he loves her, or that Sam’s folks make it alive through the climactic battle or if Major Lenox gets his command back? Apparently not. But, who does? They’re just getting in the way of all the fun. In fact, if anything, these subplots serve no other purpose than to slow the pace of the film, and increase the run time by another 45 minutes. One notable human character is John Turturro’s Agent Simmons.
Transformers 2, is a very strange cocktail. While the action is super fun, it gets weighed down with unnecessary melodrama and humor. While it’s marginally better than its predecessor, it’s no where near as great as it has the potential to be. So entertaining, but impossibly dumb.